Artists depiction of what may be in store for Greenlandia's heathen population
The President's official spokesman said the unprecedented move had been triggered by the announcement of both the outgoing and newly installed Archbishop's of Westminster that atheism was the "greatest of evils" and was the root cause of war and destruction.
"We here in Greenlandia are a simple people" the spokemans was qouted as saying. "We always believed the greatest of evils would be something like murder, or maybe people in a position of power sexually abusing the helpless children put in their trust. However the archbishops have clearly shown us that it is our rational, open-minded and scientifc approach to the world which is the biggest threat to our country".
Psychopathic kitten huffing murderer?
The recent census of Greenlandia showed that an impressive 100% of the population were rational atheists. Clearly such a race of evil degenerates cannot maintain the peaceful existence they have had to date.
The spokesman continued "I want to ensure the free-thinking, intelligent citizens of Greenlandia that we are fully prepared for the coming chaos. Thankfully we have these religious people to warn us of our evil nature. There has never been any violence perpetrated in the name of religion so they should know. Well, with the exception of the Crusades obviously. And 9/11. And the Thirty Year War. And the bombings those fundamentalist christians did on the abortion clinics. And those priests that have been fucking little children, which the church actively attempted to cover up rather than rectify.... I'm sorry, I appear to have lost my train of thought..."
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