Friday 15 May 2009

Cybertron 3000 to record new album in prison

Cybertron 3000 revlealed today in an exclusive press conference that they have been writing material for a blockbusting comeback album. The album, they stated, will be recorded from within Ivy Lane minimum security detention centre where they are serving their six months of "hard time". Revelations of the exaggerated reports of a life sentence have, however, not damaged their reputation says (e=)mc Square: "I think our fans still see us as the hardcore collective of nerd-rappers that they've always believed we are. Anyone who can solve a rubix cube in under 30 seconds while simultaneously doing a quadratic equation and telling their mum to get the fuck out of their room is always deserving of respect, erm, you feel me requesting enrty?".

Initial reports have revealed that the album will contain tracks such as "I.Q. for the showers", "Achin' like Aitken" and "Straight Outta Math Class". Touted as the most highly awaited comeback since Snoop Dogg recorded "Tha Last Meal" from inside the joint, Greenlandia Records were eager to re-sign the group. A representative from the label had this to say: "It was important for us, as both a label and an independent principality, to distance ourselves from a group that was on the wrong side of public opinion, but now that it turns out that everyone loves them we take it all back. We want a slice of that cash, I tell you that for nothing. Is this thing on?...."

Further information will be available shortly.

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