Friday 15 May 2009

Cybertron 3000...Turns out wasn´t the future of rap

The three members of the controversial rap group Cybertron 3000 have been arrested earlier today. Eye witnesses say the band members struggled and even confronted police until they were brought down by force. The district attorney held a press conference at 11.00 am stating the following: "Today has been a step forward in creating a cleaner, more humane, more dignified society by bringing down these icons of complacency and underachievement. I am proud to be District Attorney in a jurisdiction which does not condone this sort of propaganda. I believe that these measures will ensure future generations will not be contaminated by these bad seeds."
Manager/Producer Karl Rove has reportedly quit the group stating personal differences as the motive. It is said that Rove, one of George W. Bush's right hand men during the 2000 and 2004 United States presidential campaigns, sees no possibility of reducing the life sentence prosecutors are pushing for. After questionable success and career ending reviews Greenlandia Records has dropped the band and has signed popular rock band Deuche & The Deuchebags who have an established fan base and have been on a world tour with other headliners including Metallica, Radiohead and The Rolling Stones. M




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