New Greenlandia Flag Causes Riots in South East London

South London idiots have successfully seceded from the United Kingdom at an undisclosed date and time. Prime minister Gordon Brown has announced inmediate retaliatory action by means of military operations, however unbeknownst to no.10 strong support for the small nation has risen from all sectors of the political spectrum thwarting any viability for military action, embargo, or sanction. This afternoon in southwark park (close to the border between the UK and Greenlandia) riots causing inmense public disturbance and damage estimated in 4.3bn pounds have erupted. Police special forces have captured 3 male suspects between the ages of 25 and 27. These individuals who were initially thought to be actual citizens of Greenlandia identified themselves as non-partisan chavs (NPC's)after rigorous questioning. It is understood that ministries of both UK and Greenlandia governments are negotiating usage of London public transport. UN experts suggest that denying this small nation the usage of a vital lifeline that is the Jubilee line would be a violation of the Geneva Convention.

Source: BBC

Proposed Greenlandia Flag




Riots in Southwark Park



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