Greenlandia offers Miss California career lifeline

The recent Miss USA runner up has been granted a visa for an indefinite period of time to enter the Principality of Greenlandia. Miss California hit the headlines by declaring that she was opposed to gay marriage on national television. The question directed at her was whether or not the remaining states in the US should follow the lead of Vermont and others and legalise same sex marriage. It has since been claimed that this question was unfair and cost her the title of Miss USA. She said that it was the toughest question asked to a contestant and it effectively gave victory to Miss North Carolina, despite the fact that Miss North Carolina got a much more difficult question about the economy and government bail outs. The real issue here is not the fact that she was asked a difficult question, it's the fact that she should be expected to answer a question at all. The question itself was a fair question about a relevant topic, but unfortunately it was asked to someone with the intellectual capacity of the lobotomised offspring of an underachieving, compulsive Heat magazine reading sea cucumber and Paris Hilton. How could she have been expected to give any sort of answer? She has claimed that she was asked for her opinion and gave it, and that everyone is entitled to their own opinion. She has obviously missed the point that if your opinion is bigoted and socially retarded it may not be sensible to mention it in front of millions of people. She also missed the point that the question did not in fact ask her about her opinion on gay marriage but whether she thought other states should legalise it. Whether she agrees with it or not there are certain advantages to be gained by being married such as next of kin and tax issues, and that these civil rights should surely be applicable to people regardless of sexuality. This underlines the main point that she could not have been expected to grasp this due to her absence of cognitive function. Therefore the Principality of Greenlandia has allowed Miss USA to enrol in the successful IFTA (ignorant fucktards annonymous) program. This program has helped a number of deuchebags and aims to prevent the spread of stupidity and ignorance currently rampaging around the globe. If Miss California is successful in the program then who knows, she may be able to enter the Miss Universe competition as Miss Greenlandia.

Some other current members of the IFTA program:


Sean Penn


George W Bush


Sea Cucumber